- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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