- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A guy at a baseball game....

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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