- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Phew... it's gone.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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