roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Tony Romo

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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