Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Justin Bieber

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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