A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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The global news

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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