Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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