- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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