- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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