- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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