Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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