Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

quantum physics?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do u call a cripple Biv

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