What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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