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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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