- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's funny? Women's rights.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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