- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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