- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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