Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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There's my tractor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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