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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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