- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did the man say to his doctor?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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