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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Tony Romo

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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