- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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