- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

okay so theres this guy.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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