Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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