- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

an american walks out of a strip club.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Jebron Lames.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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