- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A fat guy!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

i'm hard

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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