what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

womans rights...

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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