Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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