Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

penis. nuff said.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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