How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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