- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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