- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

there once was a frog with no leggs

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