- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Boxing on Boxing Day

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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