What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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