- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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