- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Lil Wayne

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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