- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

God is real.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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