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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

God is real.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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