- Anti Joke

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Tony Romo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Tony Romo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Tony Romo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!