Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Badabing.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Dumb

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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