Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Women's rights

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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