Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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