- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Bob Saget

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

- Helen Keller

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??