- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Black people stink of shite!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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