- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

roses are red poo is poo

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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