- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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