- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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