- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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