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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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