My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I asked her where you were.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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