- Anti Joke

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

SHUT UP JP