- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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