What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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