- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

that wall over there ->

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Sloths

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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