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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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