Faithful men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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