Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A pope meets another one

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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