- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

womans rights...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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