- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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