What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Anti Joke

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