There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

This is my favorite antijoke.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How you know when dislextic

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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