- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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