- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Dead girls can't say no.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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