- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

My cat just died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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