- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

quantum physics?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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