- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

you will like this because i am black.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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