- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Suck pussy

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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