Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Anti Joke

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