Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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