- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

I don't believe in giraffes.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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