What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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a black man pays his child support

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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