What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Caroline Kelly.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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