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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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