Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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