- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Your mother is so fat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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