- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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