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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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