- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

school homewrok

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock Knock. Doors open

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

guess what? bannanas

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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