Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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