- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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