- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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