- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Granny porn!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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