Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

i wonder who made this website? a human

13 =B you just learned something

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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