a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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women's rights.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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