- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

binladin walks into the american seals

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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