- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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