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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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