- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

womens rights

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

XD Jackass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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