- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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