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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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