A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Albino African Americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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