- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A guy walks into a bar

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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