- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Obama = ebola

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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