- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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