What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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