The child was fired from his job.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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The New York Giants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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