- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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