hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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