Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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