No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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