- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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