Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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star wars kid

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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