- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

If you just read this, You're dead.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

if you are reading this your wasting your time

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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