- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

your mama's so fat... that's it

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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