- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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