What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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