- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Refridgerator.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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