A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

You are joking right?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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