- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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